What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Spiraling with ChatGPT - TechCrunch

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Still no good

F1 25 out now – with F1 The Movie integration and return of ‘Braking Point’ story mode | Formula 1® - Formula 1

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

How does ChatGPT compare to Claude AI?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Gen X, millennials are about three times more likely than their parents to be diagnosed with appendix cancer, study finds - CNN

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police

No, not a chance

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.