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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:17

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Spiraling with ChatGPT - TechCrunch
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
How does ChatGPT compare to Claude AI?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police
No, not a chance
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.